My friend and I had to keep from laughing hysterically in the theater so we wouldn’t disturb anyone. It was difficult, especially when she leapt out the window and skittered across the lawn.

This only gets five stars because it is so bad it gains unintended humor in its favor!

I live in Maryland. It is practically mandetory to love crabs if you live in Maryland.

I love crabs.

Nicholas Cage’s worst movie yet. The acting is horrific. This has to be the worst war movie I have ever seen.

I think I had high expectations because I love the old one.

It is a bit slow initially but it becomes pretty interesting ^^

It was fairly boring but not horrifying.

I’m a Jack Nicholson fan and I’m afraid I’ll have to say this wasn’t one of his best films.

I thought that the plot they advertised was only shown in the last twenty minutes of the movie. Even then, I was completely and totally beyond disappointed by that point. Most of the movie was fairly pointless and completely uninteresting. The only pleasureable part of the film, when I actually had a reaction to something, was when he ran over the pair of whores.

In short, I thought it was a pathetic excuse for a film and I think it was truly one of the worst things I ever paid to see and if I wanted to watch a pathetic excuse for a soft porn movie I could have just flipped on Cinemax.