Liam Neeson should get a BMF wallet for this one. Liam plays a former spook in this one and he goes on the warpath after his daughter is abducted. All he does is kick ass and take names. Pierre Morel’s direction was well paced. Taken was written by Luc Besson.

Famke, please stop doing whatever it is you are doing to your eyebrows. It looks like you have “Star Trek Eyebrow” but on both sides at the same time.

Taken – Worth Consuming

This one is a bit cheesy but still worth consuming. Paul Bart: Mall Cop takes a poke at the microcosm of mall life and all that entails.

This movie feels like that they couldn’t make up their minds whether they were going for a PG-13 or an R rating, then they decided to go G rated and it comes off a bit cheesy and campy. Maybe I am a bit jaded but this movie comes off like a G Rated Disney romp and NOT a true comedy with Adam Sandler as a Producer. No tits, bush, cursing or gun play. There were a few minor explostions but don’t worry Kevin James isn’t going to dethrone The Rock, Clive Owen or Bruce Willis as an acion hero.

Adam Sandler produced this however he didn’t put his pal, Rob Schneider, with his catch phrase, “You can do it.” But maybe he should have. They went camp and he should have called Rob up and stuck him in as a minor side kick. Paul Bart is cheesy but still funny. But Sandler, give me a bit more cowbell next time. OK?

Paul Blart: Mall Cop – Worth Consuming 2009

What a let down. Only for a real fan of the series, the first two were much better.

Don’t get me wrong, I like Jason Statham, he is A-OK. But he didn’t write the script to Transporter 3. There are three fight scenes and the plot is pretty much the run of the Mill for Transporter 3, except this time the bad guy puts a bomb in the mix and wires it so he can’t go beyond 75 feet from his car (why are they using feet in Europe anyways?).

Luc Besson wrote Transporter 3 kind of interesting that this is the second movie for him to put an orange haired eurotrash girl in the mix, like he did in The Fifth Element.

Transporter 3 – Not worth consuming

Oliver Stone takes on W. George W. Bush. He pulls a few punches in this doc-drama about W’s life and rise to power. Namely I wanted to see things about his involvement in Skull and Bones during his Yale years. Both his father, George H. W. Bush and Grandfather, Prescott Bush, were members of Skull and Bones before during their Yale years as well. W only goes into his alcohol abuse and doesn’t touch any of his other drug problems. I also thought it could have used a few more Bushisms. W does go into some of his failures, but it doesn’t cover the Bush family ties to Oil and the Arabs. Olive Stone let me down on the sinister side of the Bushes I wanted to see.

George W. Bush starts off as a drunken college frat boy, his many failures (but not all of them), and helping his father win his run for the White House. He later goes on to run for Governor of Texas.

George W. Bush is jealous of his younger brother Jeb. It turns out he gets his bad temper from his innocent looking mother Barbara Bush, while Jeb Bush takes more after his father. GW has an acceptance issue with his distant father.

W shows George W Bush for the drunken idiot buffoon that he is. W has some funny true to history shots in it. I like the one that had of Karl Rove playing with his Blackberry. Product placements for Dr Pepper and Aquafina are in W.

There are a few low points in the movie, it showed W visiting the injured troops. W shows the low point of George W. Bush’s father losing his bid for reelection despite the fact that Desert Storm was a very quick and easy success. Olive Stone’s W does show the mistake that George H. W. Bush made, not going all the way to Baghdad and get Saddam the first go around. The saddest part is that George H. W. Bush is more upset about his son ruining the Bush family name than he is about W ruining the country.

W. - Worth Consuming 2008

The Thermaltake TMGi1 is an Intel Socket 775 CPU heatsink and cooling fan. The Thermaltake TMGi1 is very quiet but a whole lot bigger than the stock cooling fan that came with your intel 775 chip. If your computer case has one of those intake cooling pipes on the side panel over your CPU, you will need to remove that once you install the TMGi1 on your CPU. It uses the same clip ons that the stock 775 fan from intel uses and they come set in the locked position, all you have to do is tap them in. They also have compound on the bottom of the Heatsink. You do have to remove the fan to install it (You will also have to remove the fan if you want to take the heatsink off). Use a flathead screwdriver to gently remove the fan from the Thermaltake TMGi1. Don’t squeeze it around the ring protection the fan.

This is the quietest CPU fan I have ever owned. Definitely worth consuming.

I only saw this to see Seth Green play as an Amish dude. I swear.

In Flash of Genius, Greg Kinnear plays the role of Dr Robert Kearns, an inventor that made a product we all take for granted today. An intermittent windshield wiper.

Kearns held five patents on his invention and tried to market his invention to Ford, but being all about corporate evil, Ford decided to steal his idea.

He ends up fighting a legal battle his whole life to get justice in true David vs Goliath fashion. It costs him a bit of his sanity, his wife and he loses his family.

Flash of Genius – Worth Consuming 2008

Disaster Movie sucked balls! It lacked any wit or true satire in the whole movie. Disaster Movie needed more of Kim Kardasian’s ass, maybe something to make it R-Rated, and maybe Carmen Electra naked.

Disaster Movie did have some funny male nudity and a few funny scenes but they were few and far between. It mocks the following movies and stars; Iron Man, The Hulk, The Dark Knight, Prince Caspian, Coverfield, Enchanted, Juno, Indiana Jones, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Micheal Jackson, Justine Timberlake, and Jessica Simpson. This is part of the problem they should have focused on one thing and made it funny instead of trying to make fun of 20 things. Made by the same guys that made Meet the Spartans, which also sucked.

Disaster Movie – Not Worth Consuming

This movie is sort of like Napoleon Dynamite but for Drama geeks.

I wish that “Rock Me Sexy Jesus” was a bit more offensive but it really wasn’t. They hint at lots of offensive things in the movie but you never get to see them. Steve Coogan does bare his ass in a semi-funny male nudity scene.

Hamlet 2 – Worth consuming!

Ben Stiller Stars, co-writes and directs this comedy romp. I am a big fan of the writer as director thing. I think the film ends out turning out a lot better this way. The Cast is rounded out with Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus, Jack Black as Jeff Portnoy, Jay Baruchel as Kevin Sandusky and Brandon T. Jackson as “Alpa Chino”. Tom Cruise has a bit part as a douche bag movie exec and Mathew McConaughey keeps his shirt on for his role as Stiller’s Tivo obsessed Agent.

The fake movie trailers at the beginning of the movie are a riot. Especially the Toby Mcguire one. Normally I think Jack Black and Ben Stiller both need punches in the cock. But Stiller was as stupid as he was in Zoolander and Black wasn’t so annoying this time around. I think Robert Downey Jr. steals this movie, “I’m the Dude, Playing the Dude, disguised as another Dude.” Love it! He plays roles and voices seamlessly.

Tropic Thunder – Worth Consuming. Comedy of the year 2008. Don’t miss this one.