The Love Guru is pretty funny stuff, but to those of you bitching about this movie…

Have you seen any of Michael Myers other work? Just because he did Shrek doesn’t mean he is all Disney. Dick and Fart jokes abound in this one. Don’t bring the kids to The Love Guru if you get bent about sex or cock jokes. The Love Guru should have gone for an R Rating, but I guess they had to get the teeny boppers in the seats.

Justin as Great in his role of Jacques “Le Coq” Grande, The Love Guru would have been a bit better if it had more JT.

The Love Guru – Worth consuming.

I gave this one a chance and was let down, almost as bad as Unbreakable (the only movie staring both Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson that sucks), but not quite.

I was thinking with an R Rating that there would be a least a boobie in it. Just one boobie. But The Happening seemed like a G rated nature hike.

It could have used more rioting and craziness. It was pretty bland. M. Night Shyamalan uses the same predictable twists and its getting to be very boring.

He should have rickrolled everyone at the end. In the packed house I saw The Happening at, everyone booed at the ending. The Happening – Not Worth Consuming.

This is the strongest movie from the Marvel Comic Universe to date and if you compare this to both Spider-Man and X-Men this is a far stronger start from the get go. It meshes his origin from Tales of Suspense #39 and the later story lines in the Iron Man Comic as well as Stark’s character flaws of womanizing and alcoholism. Both pretty heady topics for a comic book for kids. Jon Favreau does a great job of directing this but he had help from a great script and super Special effects from Industrial Light & Magic (ILM).

The Cast is all top notch. Robert Downey Jr owns his role of Tony Stark and plays him to the hilt. Jeff Bridges makes a surprisingly good bad guy. Terrence Dashon Howard and Gwyneth Paltrow do great in their supporting roles. ILM co-stars as Iron Man and he looked fairly real for a CGI Character

Watch it till the very end, there is an extra scene with Samuel L Jackson after the credits roll.

STATION. Worth consuming! This is the best Action movie of 2008 so far hands down! Let’s see if Batman can give it a run for its money….

This time around the material is a bit headier touching on issues beyond just racism and going on to Terrorism, Racial Profiling, Torture, The War on Terror and True Love. Torture is wrong but joking about the cock meat sandwich thing was pretty funny.

NPH rocked in his bit part as himself. He stole the movie in the Shrooms scene! Kal Penn and John Cho give a great rehash of their roles from Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

The only flaw in this movie was they didn’t get that really good Bush Impersonator, they got the second best guy. He was alright but it would have been a bit better if they got the other guy.

STATION. Worth consuming! This is the best Comedy movie of 2008 so far hands down!

This time around the material is a bit headier touching on issues beyond just racism and going on to Terrorism, Racial Profiling, Torture, The War on Terror and True Love. Torture is wrong but joking about the cock meat sandwich thing was pretty funny.

NPH rocked in his bit part as himself. He stole the movie in the Shrooms scene! Kal Penn and John Cho give a great rehash of their roles from Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.

The only flaw in this movie was they didn’t get that really good Bush Impersonator, they got the second best guy. He was alright but it would have been a bit better if they got the other guy.

STATION. Worth consuming! This is the best Comedy movie of 2008 so far hands down!

The Forbidden Kingdom is amazing and worth consuming. A flawless victory. Nuff said.

Killer vines? Killer flesh eating vines. You have to be kidding me! Not only are they killer vines but they can mimic cell phone ring tones and people’s voices.

Don’t waste your time on this one.

Not Worth Consuming!

A cheap rip-off of Mad Max, The Road Warrior and Lord of the Rings with the tunnel scene. A pseudo zombie movie without the zombies. Yet another crappy movie with the Great Malcolm McDowell. Even he can’t breathe life into crap. Malcolm McDowell needs to fire his agent.

I still can’t believe that Will Ferrel gets paid to run around screaming like a jackass and do the same crap every movie. Must he have a “funny” male nudity scene in EVERY damn movie?

I don’t think I will see a movie this crappy in a very long time. Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer lowered the bar to a new nadir when they made this one.

Granted there are some funny parts in here, there just aren’t enough of them and they are spaced far apart. They used Meet The Spartans as the title but they didn’t do a “Meet The Fockers” tie in at all. It also lacks in, any kind of wit, talent and the special effects department. The only really good thing going on in Meet The Spartans is Carmen Electra.

I don’t know how they got Kevin Sorbo in this flaming POS, he is a legit TV and Movie action star. He needs a new agent and less man on man full on mouth kissing.