(me at McD’s in Orlando – home of the world’s biggest PlayPlace)

It’s good shit… literally! We all know it’s bad for you, but it just tastes so good! I love an occasional Big Mac, the fries are fckn awesome (especially with a nice pink mixutre of mayo and ketchup!) and a nice tall diet coke – that’s right, diet coke. Why drink the calories when you can eat ‘em!?

Ramen noodles are awesome! Besides being super-cheap, it’s extremely versatile! I was hoping I’d find more than 2 variations on a regular package of Ramen!

My brother’s recipe:
Toxic Ramen
1. Prepare noodles according to package.
2. Drain noodles.
3. Return noodles to pot.
4. Add seasoning.
5. Crack one egg and add to pot.
6. Place pot over medium heat and stir, stir, stir!!!

Some other great and inexpensive items to add:
Add one or several – mix and match!

Cheese (countless types of cheese – get creative!)
Peas
Corn
Carrots
Diced ham
Diced chicken
Sausage
Nuts
Curry
Soy sauce

Pregnancy! I crave ice, but have sensitive teeth, so I set out on a search for the best crushed ice! So far, the winner is Sonic Drive-In Restaurants – the ice is perfect and the styrofoam cup it’s served in keeps the ice from melting too quickly. Hardy’s and Circle K has decent crushed ice as well, but Circle K’s crushed ice machine is broken more often than not…

If you know any other places that serves crushed ice – pleaseSHARE!

(Me with a cigarette!)

God help me… I love smoking!

This is the best cigarette of all time!

Thosee stupid little girls have mastered the recipe for the perfect cookie! I’m addicted… I bought ten boxes and I doubt it’s enough (after all, there are only 15 cookies in a box!)...

Read “The Celestine Prophecy” and “The Tenth Insight” first!

Read “The Celestine Prophecy” first… a must-read for everyone!

Everyone should read this book!

I’m not a big fan of Keanu Reeves… he’s dry and very bland – unless he’s Ted Theodore Logan and unless he has no lines… ironically, his best line in this movie is when he witnesses Morpheus’ jump: “Whoa!” But it’s a good movie all the same.

This book was hard to read, because it talks about such deep things like loneliness, rejection, suicide, death… but there are equally deep entries that helped me overcome some hardcore moments in my own life and helped me simply because I felt assured I wasn’t the only one with all this shit in my head! I was lucky enough to eventually meet the author and have my book autographed!