who new I would ever like this music haha? I really like Gasolina, Rompe, and Lo Que Paso, Paso

In a related story, we also named a tree that we would pass on our way to preschool/kindergarten. So there was this big tree near some intersection, and I don’t remember it ever having any leaves, and we called it the “Naked Butt Tree.” So whenever we drove passed it, we would scream, “IT’S THE NAKED BUTT TREE!” good fun. good fun.

alright, so here’s a story about a stick, well, branch really. When me and my brother were little, we would visit our grandparents’ house. and they had this old dried out piece of drift wood or a branch or something above the couch in their basement. But we were obviously crazy, because we had the brilliant idea to name this thing “Chicken.” And so, whenever we went to their house, before we went to say hi to anyone else, we ran down to the basement to enthusiastically greet Chicken. like I said, we were crazy children.

my first stuffed animal was, of course, a teddy bear! When I was four, I rode around with him in the little basket on my bike. It was around that time I named him Lovey Bear.

my dad had a bear when he was little too. for some reason, all of the fur on it is missing now. it looks ridiculous. apperently he used to just pull it off. I wish i had a picture of it.

GROSS! i don’t care if you’re a fun guy, you taste disgusting

GROSS! i don’t care if you’re a fun guy, you taste disgusting

BBK owns! Berry Berry Kix is amazing, regular kix…. eh, not that great. Its the food coloring and the fun berry shapes that make the difference. You got your yellowy kix balls, and your savory purple and red pyramids of fruity joy.

I was not impressed. Kix is an ok cereal. It’s kind of sweet, but not too much. Of course, it doesn’t taste like anything, and the milk washes off the sweet sweet sugary coating pretty fast. then you have nothing good to go for. I wouldn’t eat it for breakfast, but it is pretty sweet in trail mixes :)

I hated this book. It was just terrible, but fun to make fun of. We watched the movie after we read it in 5th grade. everyone made fun of the main character kid for being wicked dumb and our teacher got mad. we were saying ‘YOU LIE!’ for weeks

I will never stop laughing at Dane Cook. soooo good. it’s even better when you’re talking to someone new and you start reciting Dane Cook at random without even noticing and the other person joins in. pretty sweet