Lame. Too bad, because I could really use some intelligent discussion on the topic.

Mmm.. tastes like yellowcake. It’s WMDelicious!

The first two sentences: “Well before dawn on 21 February 1916, when powdery snow lightened the darkness shrouding the lines of trenches gashed across the face of northern France, a 15-inch Krupp naval gun fired the first shot in the battle of Verdun. Its long barrel rising through the camouflage netting of its hiding-place in a wood near Loisin, it gave a full-throated roar and vomited a huge projectile 15 miles into the fortified city.”

It does not get better from there.

I’ll take my history dry before I take it purple, kthx.

Not very good. Too bad—the premise sounds like something I’d enjoy. Execution is pretty blah. I don’t have time for blah.

Not as good as the Mixed Berry.

So, when you do a search for “bearclaw”, it doesn’t show you results for entries titled “bear claw”. That seems like a flaw, to me.

Now I can’t figure out how to delete my superfluous “bearclaw”.

Wonderfully horrible! As soon as you think the movie can’t get any better—IT DOES.

Well-written short horror story. But seriously disgusting and disturbing. Literally made me feel ill afterwards.

ESPECIALLY NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE WITH DENTISTRY-RELATED FEARS. I’m serious. This is the face I was making the whole time I was reading it: D8

I don’t get it. I mean… is this supposed to be some kind of satire or critique of the British health system? Capitalism? What the fuck? NOT WORTH IT. I swear to god I almost passed out from shock after. Am I weak? Am I a pussy? A totally worthless milk-soaked piece of white bread? Yes, I concede, this is probably true. Your experience may vary. You heartless sadist.

shit sandwich.

Upsets my stomach and gives me headaches.