and I only just saw it.

People in the seventies must have been so, so high if they thought this movie was as great as I’d always heard it was. Aside from the charm of a young John Travolta, I couldn’t find anything to like about this. Stephanie is just annoying, the friends are not only idiots but are played by terrible actors, and there were all these stupid subplots going on that brought nothing to the overall story.

Thumbs down.

Terrible movie, despite the semi-impressive special effects. No acting skills to be found anywhere in it.

‘cause with the cheetah. And the Wilson Phillips. And then I just started laughing hysterically for no real reason. Not to mention it was about a hundred times better than its crappy predecessor, Dude, Where’s My Car?

If I’d known this movie took place in New Jersey and would be chock-full of towns I’ve actually been to, I’d have seen it sooner.

Now I want some White Castle. I’m fortunate to live only about 10 minutes away from one!

Too bad my Tivo cut off the last ten minutes or so, so I have no idea how it ended. Can anyone fill me in?

Okay movie, even though I still think Scarlett Johansson is one of the worst “actresses” out there.

Falls flat in every possible way. It’s the only Colin Firth movie I’ve seen that I haven’t liked. It’s trying way too hard to be artsy and mysterious, but it fails miserably at every turn.

Not the worst movie I’ve ever seen, but I kept waiting for it to become interesting and it just never did.

Jack Black and Sarah Silverman pretty much make me want to kick them both in the teeth. This was a cute movie despite that.

I got about 5 or 6 chapters in. Kerouac’s entire style of writing was just one long snoozefest for me. I may try to read this again someday. Maybe.

I heard wrong.

This film claims to be a frank discussion of sexual satisfaction and dysfunction in women. However, it barely skims the subject of sexual dysfunction, which is a real problem for a lot of women. It’s really just a lot of women talking about penis size and how an orgasm feels to them. There’s nothing really informative in it.

Plus the token lesbian couple they included? They pretty much only talk about when they used to have sex with men.

Not worth the time it took to watch. I could learn more talking to people myself than I learned from this.

I think the only way this could have been a more terrible movie is if had been made by Ed Wood himself. Ugh, awful.