I thought this was fantastic

Hear me out

1. It’s a action film about Assassins set in Middlesbrough
MIDDLESBROUGH people. Utter shithole in the middle of the UK. Epic.

2. I’m not gonna lie, i watched it for Ian Somerhalder. He did an awful texas accent. Therefore Amazing

3. It was unintetionly hilarious. Who wrote this thing?

4. 90 minutes long. Hell i’ll watch anything if its 90 minutes long.

5. Robert Carlyle was a swearing drunk priest. Enough said

and this concludes the reasons this film was awesome , please don’t mock me :D

Anything that has a shitty uncalled for dance senquence over the end credits i instantly despice. Was it Dreamworks? Dreamworks like to do that a lot. Thats why i don’t like any of there films.

I just saw this and hated myself for loving it

You know it’s bad when your the sort of person that doesn’t even cringe through ‘Guts’

Was it just me that found this unintentionly hilarious.

It was like a bad fanfiction story written by a twelve year old, nothing happened and when it did the end ‘fight’ lasted about a page and a half. really really dull, i can imagine it didn’t take the writer very long, or he didn’t really care about the characters at all

Don’t do what i did and read the last chapter to this book while listening to a Placebo album at the same time. Tears , for a long long long long time. This book really makes you think, where you stand when it comes to your morals , and somehow the author makes you really root for this couple to be together, while at the same time your thinking its really wrong

John Cusack + The 80’s in general = amazement to my eyes

I’m reading this now and i am in love with Sam . He’s a werewolf AND a book nerd that reads poetry and speaks German . Oh how my pretentious self loves him so swoon

Can I marry Walter?

please