I have this book checked out, but it doesn’t have this cover. It’s one of those old-fashioned ones which is solid-coloured and bears the title only on its spine.

I expect it to take a long time for me to become even remotely competent in this…

This is worth consuming, assuming you are not on a diet. These things are perhaps the most unhealthy desserts ever conceived. Still, it is an interesting experience, one which I will not soon forget.

I have found that there are few more pleasurable activities than sitting down in the evening by the fireside and consuming socks. It is little wonder that Dumbledore expresses his desire to Harry to have a new pair of wool socks on page two-hundred and fourteen of the first book.

I would like to see more of Sherlock Holmes, as this edition contained only a brief selection of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s stories. In the meantime, I would advise you not to approach your computer monitor with magnets. While the flashing hues of red, green, and blue may be pretty, the effects are long-lasting, and deleterious.