What is this? A school for ants??

dear God this is taking me ages.

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

I’ve had this a couple of months now and it’s almost on permanently in the car.

Mmmmm – beer.

Read this donkey’s years ago (but the date counter won’t let me put anything earlier than this).

I suppose I was at an advantage because I just had to crack on with this difficult yet rewarding book, and not be distracted with the rampant silliness that is “The Da Vinci Code”

A scotch egg is a boiled egg encased in sausage meat, which is in turn breadcrumbed and baked.

I am currently eating one that has been quartered, with mayonnaise.

The sad thing is that this movie does bear repeated viewings. Me & the guys in my company are constantly quoting lines from it.

Of course I’m serious Gary – this is my serious face.