Yet ANOTHER 3 Musketeers movie… But it’s a classic story for a reason. Mena Suvari wasn’t too painful, and everyone else was pretty good to awesome. Tim Roth makes such a wonderful soulless bad guy.

This book makes you feel snobby, at first, with its almost 600 pages and 18th century prose – but it’s a somewhat silly romance/adventure about Robin Hood and Richard the Lion-Hearted. And some of it actually happened. In other words, awesome like Shakespeare, but easier to read.

I read the book years ago, and while I was aware that they’d have to cut back on the more controversial aspects, it didn’t seem too cut back. Friends who hadn’t read the book loved it and could totally tell what “the Authority” was meant to be.

Horror movies are much better as musicals.

I’m not sure who is funnier, Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellan.

Having seen every single Wes Anderson movie, this one was the most painful and least-filled with sympathetic characters. I initially liked Peter, but he quickly got on my nerves too. I don’t understand the point of spending 90+ minutes with people that have nothing likable about them.

Never have I felt so secure in my status of not-being-a-loser as while watching this film. What utter douchebaggery and assholery. Not to mention pompous and self-importance. Only the Wiebe man was anything close to an actualized human being. I wanted to shoot almost everyone else.

This movie started out bad and just got worse and worse till the end. I saw the twist halfway through, and it just made even less sense.

Turns out Pete Kember proves that there is at least one gay man who is a giant twat.

The two redeeming qualities:
1) Biel’s ass (not even tits)
2) Statham kicking ass (for like, 2 minutes)

Everything else was like a bad college flashback. However, I suspect it would make a fun drinking game. “Whenever someone does a line, take a shot.”