All Consuming : justG

A review of "Boom"

nobody@allconsuming.net (justG) — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:46:14 GMT

by Kaizad Gustad

If you, like I was, are compelled to watch this film because of the Bollywood heavyweights who accepted roles in it in a moment of simultaneous temporary insanity, do consider doing something else while you watch, else you will regret the lost time. This is definitely one of those “well, there went two hours of my life I’ll never get back” productions.

Ugh. Just ugh.

It's got Emraan and it's not R-rated! (rated 3 stars)

nobody@allconsuming.net (justG) — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:38:20 GMT

Awarapan

by Mohit Suri

Will wonders never cease? The boy actually kept his tongue in his mouth, for once. I subjected myself to an Emraan Hashmi film just to watch Ashutosh Rana. The latter didn’t have as much screen time as I would’ve liked, but that’s probably because he easily steals the limelight away from Hashmi. In any case, it’s the best Emraan Hashmi film I’ve seen so far, for whatever that’s worth.

Crash 'n' burn (rated 1 star)

nobody@allconsuming.net (justG) — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:43:52 GMT

Aag

by Ram Gopal Varma

I’m stunned by just how much RGV managed to mess this one up. It’s just truly awful, a disgrace to the original.

A blast and a half (rated 5 stars)

nobody@allconsuming.net (justG) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 02:01:50 GMT

Dhoom 2

by Sanjay Gadhvi

I’m shocked by this film’s low ratings. Okay, a thinking (wo)man’s film this ain’t, and anyone looking to it for that needs their head checked; but man, agar zara dhoom machaana ho, it’s pretty unbeatable. Pure fun, pure eye candy, and purely guilty pleasure.

A train wreck (rated 1 star)

nobody@allconsuming.net (justG) — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:47:23 GMT

The Train

by Hasnain Hyderabadwala

I don’t know why I keep watching Emraan Hashmi films. What a waste of time.

A review of "Apne (Double Disc Pack)"

nobody@allconsuming.net (justG) — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:09:48 GMT

Apne (Double Disc Pack)

The real-life relationship between brothers Sunny and Bobby Deol and father Dharmendra adds a drop or three of realism to the normal Bollywood melodrama, making the film worthy of at least one viewing.