Open this book and you will seal your fate in hell. Clearly, if you can afford this book, you should be giving more to your church.

Let’s not forget: Who gave you an identity? Who gave you morals? Who gave you the most charitable organization to give thanks and money to?

Let’s not forget about the holidays either… days off from work, gifts. All of that and you’re still ready to throw it all away?

You people, with all your thinking, doubts, and questioning… you make me sick. You can waste your time on this planet enjoying everything it has to offer; but, not me.

I’m going to devote myself to a higher cause. I’ll spend my days fellowshipping in the presence of others that share in my beliefs. Then, when we get enough good ideas together, we are going to try to persuade lawmakers to support laws that enforce our beliefs. If all goes well, we can make earth more like it was in biblical times, or as I like to call it, “the good old days”. If it’s good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me.

god bless!

I almost unconsumed a little bit when he shot up in the infected vein. BLAHH!

My god, this site is going to be the death of me. Makes me feel like I’m quite the consumer.

I cannot stop listening to the damn thing! Damn you shiny toy guns!