All the great taste of crunchberries without all of the roof-of-mouth-hurt that comes along with it.

The illustrations in this book are so amazing. Even though I’ve always been a really scared person (especially as a kid), when I first saw this book around the age of 8 or 9, I toughed it out through the terrifying parts and admired the drawings so much. These books are what inspired me to want to become an artist.

clearly everybody DOESN’T love raymond
(har har harhar)

It kind of ruins orange juice for me for a while…the last thing I want to taste in the morning is vodka with my cereal.

My mom, while digging through tons of boxes to look for my birth certificate, found my baby book which chronicled my first year or so of life. Under “favorite foods” she wrote ‘HATES apple juice. don’t even try giving it to her.’ That statement is still applicable today.

I first heard this record when I was at a basement book sale (at which I purchased said record and a “Best Of Dear Abby” book). It was playing in the background and I didn’t recognize it immediately because it mixed so well with all of the other classical music they were playing. But then I heard the distinctive tune of Stayin’ Alive and rushed over to the record section. As soon as the nice saleslady switched to a new record, I snatched up this jewel along with its adorable jacket. I couldn’t get a better find for $2 if I tried.

This is the absolute funniest book I’ve ever read. You can find it in full online if you look hard enough, and it’s totally worth it if you do!

Each page gives an awkward situation where a girl (presumably you) gets deflowered by a different kind of gentleman, and then to cover up her embarassment, provides a quip that one could use to be seen as a charming, witty woman. It’s hard to describe so here’s a short passage:

Deflowered and Discovered in Act
You are losing flower in parlor of sorority house. Suddenly, house mother enters and says, “It’s 20 minutes past curfew.”
You say: “My goodness, look at this! My watch stopped.”

Your sorority can probably arrange for a later curfew by applying directly to the Dean of Women.

Miss H.P.

And the more you read, the funnier it gets. I cannot recommend this book more!

I HIGHLY recommend this album to anyone who likes pop music. (Maybe not mainstream pop of the 90’s-00’s, but still…) All of the songs are happy, fun, and super catchy. Classic Robert Schneider.

Super fun! Makes me want to go see them live.

This was the first album I ever bought. It’s still the album I listen to the most, over ten years later.