I can’t really call it consuming, since all I did was take one bite and immediately spit it out. These things are the grossest fake meat item i’ve ever tasted.

I read it on the plane to Mexico and it didn’t grab me. Then I accidentally left it on the plane. and wasn’t all that sad about it.

but I prefer an Americano with some room in it… or maybe just my espresso with a little hot water.

When I finally do a one woman show, it will be to perform this album from beginning to end.