What to Do if You

Accidentally Drink A Coke

Instead of a Diet Coke

Consult your physician immediately.

This is not your average dieting book. With topics such as Being Short and Why You Should Never Tell Your Mother You’re on a Diet, this book covers everything about women, their diets and the things we have done and will do to lose five pounds by morning. It points out the absurdity of our willingness to run for the latest fad, and all in a humorous fashion that will keep you interested while teaching you the things you already know but refuse to admit, and more.

You’ve read them all, you’ve rolled your eyes at them. I’m sure one of those books is propping up a chair in your dining room right this second. Throw all those diet books out, get this book. If it doesn’t teach you anything about dieting (it will! i guarantee it!), you will at least get enough laughs in to burn off the box of cookies you ate last night in the bathroom with the lights off while your family was sleeping.