Wales… Are currently… on track…

_{for the wooden spoon}

meh

Arse and bollocks, its for people who think more about how they should be and what they should be than actually being who they should be. Which is fine if you have the wherewithall to seize life and enjoy it, if you want to wallow in crap and the past and pretend that your life was once wonderful when you damn well know it wasn’t and when you eventually get the very thing you wanted you completely abuse it then it’s going to be no help whatsoever.

I have a hint, get up, appreciate the fact that life is out there and won’t come to you, and get your head out of your arsehole while your thinking about it.

Oh, and a little consideration for others wouldn’t go amiss either.

ok so it’s totally not PC, but it had me absolutely creased up.

Cream of mushroom soup and tinned green beans!!! Who’d have thought it?

made me giggle on the plane. And I loved how the teenage son had refused to talk as a result of too much Nietzsche…

All in all a typically American story of self discovery with a couple of amusing twists…Call me a pessimist but I would like to see one of these films end where evrything isn’t alright… I don’t know, you can somehow rely these days on a happy ever after. Not so good for the future history of film I think.

meh.

It was worth a watch. But it didn’t make me want to puke like the original one did. Although I did appreciate the nods towards the original cast via character names, although they were about as subtle as a brick to the forehead.

I used to adore Nic Cage, I don’t know, I just seriously doubt his versatility as an actor, I just don’t believe him anymore.

not worth consuming I hear you say???

Well yeah, because I worked out that they are causing my skin to go nuts. Every Christmas time it happens, and it’s taken me like 12 years or something to work out why that would happen.

bah, still love them though.

worth a listen, but not worth buying…

I love jamiroquai, but I don’t know why I buy greatest hits Cd’s they bug the hell out of me.

it’s Spike, of course it’s worth consuming, he was possibly one of the greatest comedians and most conficted of souls of the 20th century, a genius with depression who wrote openly and from the heart, and made so many people laugh with his sillyness and dry dark humour.

I loved Spike. Still do, God rest him, I hope he’s laughing in heaven and giving Harry a hard time.