I’m going to hell.

Someone please explain to me the logic behind “I can’t sing well, so I guess I’ll just sing really loud.”

As a fan of the musical, I absolutely could not stand this movie. My full rambling ranting review is at my journal.

Please, please do yourself a favour and listen to the 2005 revival album instead of watching this crap.

In retrospect, I shouldn’t have set my hopes so high for a movie called “Timecrimes”.

Oh, college. I miss you.

I don’t usually go for rum, but I’m glad I tried this one—really good spice with a sweetness that’s almost fruity. Great with Coke, but I’d even do straight shots of this and I don’t think I’ve ever said that about a rum before.

Why do I do this to myself?

This movie switched gears so many times that it was actually more like watching five movies.

Unfortunately, none of the five movies made sense or were good.

This film has Christian Bale in it.

Um….no, no, that’s really all I’ve got to say.

Ridiculous gunfights and stunts that you will simultaneously disbelieve and desperately wish to reenact!

Nudist aliens!

Wacky zombie gore with hilarious disregard for the laws of physics!

Undead fish attack!

Why aren’t you watching this movie yet??!

(Note: Filmed partly in yellow-filter and mostly in blue-filter, but if you’re not used to tuning out monochrome what kind of b-movie fan are you pretending to be, buster?)