Why I recommend "Time of the Apes"

nobody@allconsuming.net (Tigralon) — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:10:10 GMT

by Sandy Frank (originally by Kiyo Sumi Fukazawa)

Why do I recommend this movie?
Because it’s so bad, it’s good.
It defies all reason, all description.
Words cannot encompass the utter badness of this movie.
It is, quite simply, hilarious.

Imagine two children and a women, transported to another time and place, where apes rule the planet. But it’s not Planet of the Apes…no, these apes drive 1970s Plymouths, wear white suits like Colonel Sanders, and are periodically visited by a flying saucer that appears for no discernable reason, whizzes about remarkably like a spinning pie-tin, and then disappears again.

But that’s just the beginning…it’s so much worse.
You have been forewarned! May cause hysterical laughter and repeated utterances of “what the?” and “why? why?”

Why I recommend "Salty Oat Cookie"

nobody@allconsuming.net (Tigralon) — Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:07:32 GMT

Salty Oat Cookie

by Teaism

So tasty, so delicious. As in “yum yum, why did I only buy 1 instead of the bag of 5 cookies?”

It’s just that delicious.

<3 Teaism!

All Consuming : Tigralon

Why I recommend "Time of the Apes"

Why I recommend "Salty Oat Cookie"