I don’t know why I even rented this movie. I KNEW it was going to be awful. My husband knew as well. He wouldn’t even put the DVD in the player. He made me claiming he didn’t want to be responsible for the crap we were about to witness.

Samuel Jackson is an awesome actor. Why he’d agree to do this film is beyond me. It was just horrid.

Do yourself a favor, skip this movie and just have a friend beat the hell out of you for two hours with a baseball bat instead. You will have a much better time I promise you.

Scotty doesn’t know a lot of things. For instance, how to make a web based email to get around his ISP mail account being blocked. I’ll suspend disbelief though else this movie would have no plot and would have ended in 10 minutes.

Stupid movie but insanely funny… although I threw up a little in my mouth during the beach scene full of ugly nude men.

Memoirs of a Geisha is such a beautifully written novel. I found it nearly impossible to put down and read until my eyes felt as if they were about to burst out of their sockets.

It’s hard to believe it was written by a man, even harder still to believe that the character of Sayuri never really existed.

Good God that was horrible. Ebert and Roeper gave it two thumbs up? Someone needs to cut off their damn thumbs and shove them down their throats.

Rob Zombie… you made me cry. Shame on you. You aren’t suppose to suck.

I love Stephen King but I just could not get into this book. I read the first few pages and it was starting so slow that I decided to skip ahead a few chapters where most of his novels really start getting interesting. That didn’t work. I read a chapter or so and then skipped ahead again hoping it would draw my interest. Still… nothing. I forced myself to read quite a few chapters anyway, but finally I just realized the novel wasn’t going to interest me no matter what and set it aside.

Such a horrid yet strangely amusing horror flick. Anything with William Shatner is unintentionally funny. His overacting is pure comedy.

Millions of murderous spiders loose in the Desert yet he goes on a horseride to romance the chick? I’d expect nothing less.

One of the funniest scenes in the movie doesn’t involve him though. It’s obviously not suppose to be funny but it’s so incredibly stupid you can’t help but laugh. Spiders have overrun a woman’s house and she’s shooting them with her gun. Hundreds of them.. then one gets on her hand and she shoots it off. Apparently shooting her own hand off is much easier than brushing the spider off.

I nearly killed myself when watching this flick to avoid the horror. No not the ‘horror’ in the movie, the horror from having to sit through such a pile of crap. Fortunately I remembered my dvd had an off button.

Why even attempt to make this ‘fight’ into a full length movie? A 5 minute battle would have satisfied most people. Greed.

It’s been years since I’d seen this movie, and I’d forgotten nearly everything about it. I am now left wondering why it is that the Amish came running when the boy rang the bell, but didn’t haul ass over the hill when the gunshots rang out. Wouldn’t the sound of gunshots in amish paradise be more out of the ordinary then a bell ringing? I mean, it’s not like they hear the sound of those bells every day of their life or anything…

While I liked the movie, it was not as great as I was hoping. I am a longtime fan of the books and so I did not have the luxury of watching the movie just for the movie’s sake. Many things I was hoping to see were not in the movie. They showed the wedding of Sam and Rose, but not the one of Aragorn and Arwen. The movie tended to drag on occasion. Many things were left unexplained. Things someone who read the book would know, but not everyone has read the books, and those of us who have would have liked to have seen them just the same. The courtship of Faramir and Eowyn did not make it into the theatrical release, nor the fact that Aragorn made Faramir a Prince. It also never mentioned the fact that Eomer became King of Rohan when Theoden fell, but perhaps people could determine that on their own.

I am probably disappointed the most that they added a completely useless scene where Elrond tells Aragorn that Arwen is dying. That her life force is now attached to the ring. It made no sense at all, and was never mentioned again. I also do not remember seeing anything to do with Aragorn bringing the white tree back to Gondor. All I remember seeing was him jump over the side of the boat and rush the Orcs, while the Legions of the Dead swarmed in behind him. Many things were missing in fact, but still… overall the movie was quite good. Just not what I was expecting I guess, but it was in no way a real disappointment.

One final note, “The hands of the King are the hands of a healer.” This should have definately been included in the movie, yet it was not. In fact, no reference at all was made to the houses of healing, which was always one of my favorite parts of ROTK. I am however, very glad that Jackson chose to leave out the Scouring of the Shire. I was never fond of that part of the story at all..