It’s the best one I’ve been on so far, but I guess it could be a little better.

Wanna have nightmares every day? This medicine’s for you.

My psychiatrist mistakenly thought I might be bipolar for some reason, so she’s all, “Try this shit,” and I did. It made me feel like I was crawling out of my skin, I couldn’t sit still, and it did not help me in any way. I stopped taking it two weeks later.

I should have switched over from IE sooner.

In my opinion, the best season of Futurama.

Aside from having to clean it all the time, it is a good tool to have. It’s better than makeup “sponges” because it doesn’t soak up all your foundation. Also, I’ve had to replace it like three times: the brush broke off the handle. For $32.50, it shouldn’t be doing that.

It smells so good, it’s my favorite perfume.

It’s hard to blend, and it creases. But it glows under a blacklight and it’s the only shit I know of that is so purely vibrant. (if you put regular eyeshadow or pigment eyeshadow over it, it doesn’t crease).

Okay, my man told me that in order to pass my drug test, I should take a bunch of this stuff. Well, I stupidly believed him, and took 2,250mg. A dose of 100mg or higher can be toxic.

My skin was as red as a lobster. It looked like I had just got a really bad sun burn. Then came the itching. Oh my god, the ITCHING! After that my entire body just went numb.

DO NOT EVER DO THIS. I should have researched it before I decided to take it. It’s not worth the risk.
I would have remained abstinent from marijuana this week had it not been for me throwing up all over the place Tuesday morning and feeling like I was going to again for the rest of the day. (THC is known to ease nausea – why do you think they give it to cancer and AIDS patients?)

Someone brought it to the party I had a couple days ago and I got pretty freakin’ wasted.

uploaded picture: a few of the female attendees and I after we drank an entire 2 liter bottle.