A review of "Twilight"

nobody@allconsuming.net (Seaneston) — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 04:55:55 GMT

by Stephenie Meyer

Twilight is a fairy tale love story between a human, Isabella Swan, and Edward. Edward, of course, is the posterboy for gorgeous, and above all, reignites the belief that chivalry aint dead. Itll prolly make your heart a little bit drunk, or love stoned, whatever.

There are a couple issues with Twilight. First, Bella is seriously vanilla. Shes a seventeen year old virgin, reads Wuthering Heights religiously, and can’t stand up for herself. Shes a wimp, in every sense of the word, but you know, God forbid she should like get a gun or do anything but squeal. Second, she agrees to get married straight outta highschool and ditch her family for 100andsomething year old guy. Am I the only one thinking ” Creepy, Creepy.”? Honestly, the next book should be ” Bella: Barefoot and Pregnant”.

Anyways, if you can ignore the BS this is a nice story. There is a certain lack of culture to the books so dont expect to think too hard. Highly recommended just because its so damn popular.

All Consuming : Seaneston

A review of "Twilight"