Okay, so it was a few days old and showing some age but overall this banana satisfied my mid-afternoon snack craving like gangbusters. Sweet, with just the right amount of tanginess. And very little is better-smelling than a properly fragrant banana.

Of course, this baby has two sisters who must be consumed soon as well, before the ‘orrible stench of banana death overtakes ‘em.

Oh, Carrie Stetko… you’re the one who made me want to go to Antarctica most of all. Others may think The Ice is what one calls the far-off continent but in my heart of hearts I know it’s you.

Oh, Carrie Stetko… you’re hotter than you ever were. And yet just as cold as one might get.

My consumption method: unroll completely, shovel the whole line of ‘em into my mouth, pretty little lozenges all in a row.