Ummm, scary!! I mean, don’t get me wrong, it was pretty awesome (and not just because of the cute Cillian Murphy cameo during the opening scenes), but I spent about 30% of the movie burrowing my face into the sleeve of the guy I went to see it with.

The magic pencil scene? Mary, Joseph and Jesus! I just about did a wee.

I didn’t really think Maggie Gyllenhal was a believable heroine though… but, not sure if I got the point across in the above, but HOLY CRAP HEATH LEDGER IS SCARY. DO NOT take a 13 year old kid to see this movie. People die left and right, it’s just incredibly dark and the fact that it was rated PG-13, I think, is more of a ploy to include their target demographic than any real moral logic.

I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it!! I think I am the ONLY person I know who saw this and didn’t walk away feel special inside. No. The same whiny song over and over and over, and wtf are they even SAYING? GAH. Every time I hear that god awful theme I can feel the vein in my temple pulse. Honestly, I can’t put my finger on why I thought this was just the most boring movie of all time and all, but it was. I am sorry, can’t make an intelligent argument for it, just wanted to get it out of my system: I was bored, that song is lame!

Done now :)

Anti-muslim propaganda and pro-war schenanigans, nanana! Excessive product placement, I need to buy a Dell, switch to Verizon, and grab a whopper on the way!

I’m cranky. And I was cranky when I went to see Iron Man.

I can’t decide if the need for inserting TWAT (the war against terror) into this movie was timely or just stupid? Maybe it was to further illustrate that the worst monsters are the ones we create ourselves but I bet there is more than a small segment of the population who walked away with “awesome! nuke ‘em all!”

On the positive, I liked his little outfits, and boy, Gweneth Paltrow sure is cute (cain’t no one walk in 5 inch heels through broken glass like she can).

I also liked seeing the Dude on a segway. That was pretty damn awesome.

It really worked wonders with my frizztastic hair. My head usually just looks like a creepy, blunt edged triangle from the way my hair grows out. This made it look like a normal person’s head, all oval and stuff.

That’s a rave review.

This changed my life forever because now I can’t stop smelling myself in public. I smell of pastry and it makes me happy.

So, I started looking into other smells that make people happy via the internet and found that (almost universally) most people are genuinely cheered up, even aroused by the smell of bacon (yis, there are articles on this crap).

This smell makes me ill, physically ill, nothing smells more grotesque to me. Not kidding.

So I wonder if bacon lovers hate cinnamon buns. I wonder if someday someone will make bacon shampoo and be chased down the street by horny people of walks of life.

Also, this article cracked me up: http://psychologytoday.com/articles/index.php?term=19960301-000030&page=7

Ah, the power of our olfactory whachumacallits, ladies!

My god, this stuff is friggin’ awesome. It is amazing. Mix it with gingerale and you’ve got yourself a cheap ‘n dirty virgin colada. Scoff if you must, but my gosh, bring on the empty calories!! I want to take a bath in this stuff.

GAH!! This stuff is so expensive. A long time ago I went to an upscale salon to get my hair cut, and it looked so fab I had to ask the hairdresser what the strange, grayish, yummy smelling goop was that she was massaging into my hair.

Yeeeeeears later, I find I still have the stuff and I wonder if perhaps it expired? It’s supposed to make your hair smooth and shiny and frizz free, and while it looked fab yesterday, this morning and currently it seems like the problem has been exacerbated about 10 fold, AND my hair feels like it’s been batter dipped and fried in hell.

Not cute. At all. Booooo expensive hair product, booo!!

It was mostly rubbish. I mean, as far as plot, and characters, and feasibility.

But those Woolly Mammoths were pretty darn awesome.

And seriously, where in LA did the makers of this movie find all the amazingly beautiful looking multi-ethnic people? Seriously, everyone in the movie is GORGEOUS. Unless they’re old, but you know, they get a free pass on that one.

Overall? Three Mehs out of Five.
[I don’t know what that means either.]