Seriously … so, so bad. Not that I harbored any shred of belief that this movie would be good but DAMN. As bad as you think it might be? It’s even worse than that. The “acting” is embarrassingly awful. Channing Tatum should really stick to Fighting or Dancing or whatever the hell it is he might be good at, and now I know why we don’t see Sienna Miller more often: she sucks. Dennis Quaid has apparently just given up; he’s literally painful to watch, as are Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje and Christopher Eccleston. Those three can act, but you wouldn’t know it from watching this piece of crap.
Good if you want a laugh, but if you were a fan of the 80s cartoon you might want to stick with that. Hell, re-enact your favorite scenes with action figures and it would still be better than this movie.