Why I recommend "Jennifer's Body" — 3 years ago
Yep, its cheesy as sin, and a mock up of every teen movie ever created, but with lines like this:
I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It’s about a girl who’s, like, half sushi. She must’ve had sex with a blowhole or something.
You’re so jello. You’re lime green jello and you can’t even admit it to yourself
how can you not enjoy watching it at least once? Who talks like this, except for, of course, the imaginary hipsters that live in Diablo Cody’s head. Simply hilarious in such an idiotic way that I dare not take it seriously.