I consumed the internet. I now possess ALL knowledge except for the shit in those obsolete textbooks. Digg was extra tasty. I highly recommend consumption of the internets (all of them) ASAP.

And so I went to Subway and ordered one. It was okay but not as terrific as what I was hoping for. The ends were the best part because they were perfectly toasted, but the middle was kind of too mushy (my own fault asking for light toasting because they always scorch the bread otherwise).
In one word: meh.