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Why I recommend "Til the Livin' End"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 20:28:05 GMT

by Zeke

One of my new favorite CDs. It keeps the speed and rhythm of their older work, while borrowing the deep, distorted bass sound of stoner rock. The result? Fast. Loud. Better than ever.

How "Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Special Edition)" changed my life

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:25:21 GMT

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Special Edition)

by Terry Jones

Nih! I require a shrubbereh!

Why I recommend "Mountain Dew Game Fuel"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:02:05 GMT

Mountain Dew Game Fuel

by Pepsi

Halo 3 tastes an awful lot like raspberries.

A story about "your Mom"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:57:09 GMT

your Mom

Daymn! I ain’t ever doin’ that again. Yo momma’s so ugly, bitch scare da stripes off a zebra wit her ugly ass face!

SERVED!

A story about "Baja blast Mountain Dew"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:50:02 GMT

Baja blast Mountain Dew

The only Mountain Dew ever released that I didn’t like.

Why I recommend "Kicked in the Teeth"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:43:43 GMT

Kicked in the Teeth

by Zeke

You like fast music? ZEKE. It’s like, squirrel on cocaine fast. A pure adrenaline rush from beginning to end.

Why I recommend "Grindhouse Presents - Planet Terror"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:18:43 GMT

Grindhouse Presents - Planet Terror

Wonderfully absurd! When I first saw the commercial, I thought this movie would be stupid. I quickly changed my mind, however, when I saw clips of it at our local theater. It has the graphical prowess of Sin City, and a similar action/humor flair.

A story about "Beetlejuice"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:47:06 GMT

Beetlejuice

by Tim Burton

Great movie, but Beetlejuice didn’t get enough of the spotlight. I mean, the movie is named after him, he’s undoubtedly the funniest character, yet he kinda plays a secondary role. Ah, well. Well worth watching, nonetheless.

A story about "Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:54:46 GMT

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

by Konami

W00t! I beat the game on European Extreme! I’m probably gonna go back and beat it again on a lower difficulty. I think it’d be more fun that way. European Extreme was fun, but REEEEEALLY hard, to the point where it was agitating at times. Word of advice kiddies; don’t play the toughest difficulty first. Play something easier ‘til you get used to the gameplay, otherwise you’ll die several times and become agitated lke I did!

A story about "Metal Gear Solid"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:48:15 GMT

Metal Gear Solid

by Konami

Metal Gear Awesome
If you’ve played MGS1, you gotta watch this! It’s hilarious.

A story about "Johnny The Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 16:38:49 GMT

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac: Director's Cut

by Jhonen Vasquez

I really liked Johnen’s portrayal of Hell, where Satan doesn’t cause the suffering of the damned souls, rather they put it upon themselves through their own vanity. Very witty mister Vasquez… very witty indeed!

Why I recommend "Timesplitters Future Perfect"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:47:21 GMT

Timesplitters Future Perfect

The prospect of time travel always makes for a great game! Especially an FPS. I enjoyed Timesplitters 2 more than Future Perfect, but the enhanced mapmaker adds some replay value to make up for the variety lost in the story modes repetition of levels.

A story about "Half-Life"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:20:01 GMT

Half-Life

by Valve

Playing this game isn’t quite like playing a game… it’s more like being in a movie. I have NEVER played a game this immersive before. I desperately want to play the sequel!o.O

A story about "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:03:51 GMT

I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love

by My Chemical Romance

I’m not an MCR fan by any means. Quite the contrary, I have a rather strong distaste for emo music. However, I have to admit, these kids have definitely got some talent. It’s good to listen to when I’m not in the best mood, and Headfirst for Halos is a damn good song.

A story about "Smells Like Children"

nobody@allconsuming.net (#1 Asshole) — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:40:19 GMT

Smells Like Children

by Marilyn Manson

I like Rock n’ Roll Nigger and the American Family remixes, but I didn’t care for the cover songs and there were too many interludes. I wouldn’t recommend this one. You’re better off just picking up Portrait of an American Family.