damn funny book.

“My God! The English language is a form of communication! Conversation isn’t just crossfire where you shoot and get shot at! Where you’ve got to duck for your life and aim to kill! Words aren’t only bombs and bullets—no, they’re little gifts, containing meanings!“

If you’re a Jewish boy who grew up with a lot of sexual guilt and masturbated tons and still masturbate a lot, this book’ll show you you’re not alone. The dude really does whacks off a great deal - which I find difficult to relate to in the sense that I’ve never pursued anything - sexual or otherwise—with such single-minded, dilligent focus. I just haven’t the energy or razor-edged intent, though I s’pose self-pleasure is a better monomaniacal pursuit than most.