Why did I watch this?

I can’t think of a single human I would recommend this to.

this solves the age old question of if you get a paper cut in your eye will it bleed or ooze? definetly ooze. also if you’re going to travel abroad make sure you carry gum. you never know when you might encounter a group of knife weilding kids that later on will have your back.

This movie is for people who really have no clue about this genre of film. If someone never seen something like this before, I could understand their excitement. The first half of the movie was a total bore. The second half took quite some effort to stay awake. The gore in this film was poorly done just like the script. Come on that eye scene? Sad! Why did Quentin Taratino want any part of this???? I would be ashamed to slap my name on this film.

It was okay. Had some good makeup effects. I will say that Eli Roth has really improved since the inexcusable Cabin Fever. Besides, I really can’t hate too much on a movie that has a Takashi Miike cameo.