but in any other time period, this is a huge steaming turd. And yet, the complete WTFness of it all – the storyline which in no way resembles the game, Bob Hoskins looking profoundly uncomfortable, the meandering plot (or lack thereof, really); it was somehow entertaining. Like how I imagine a full frontal lobotomy must be entertaining because the patients are always smiling afterward.

I watched this because I am chewing my way through the badmovies.org list.

I can’t believe this was directed by the same people who wrote/directed the UK version of Max Headroom.