Let’s see, the only way George Lucas could possibly rape more tender childhood memories is by making an all-singing all-dancing musical starring Willow, Howard the Duck, Luke Skywalker, and Indiana Jones backed by the Jar Jar band and introducing the erotic Ewok dance troupe, with a guest appearance/cameo of THX 1138 and Short Round performing a tapdancing dance-off. And lots of chroma key (green screen) background noise with epic space battles and exploding planets, and maybe a trained Bantha or two doing tricks.

Yes, this had nothing to do with the actual movie, but believe me, it was far more entertaining.