Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a a fun semi-romantic comedy with lots of sex jokes. Nothing breath-taking here; it’s a movie you’ll probably forget the next day.
There is, though, one scene that you may remember, especially if you’ve recently been through a break-up, and particularly if you’re a guy who lost his girl to another man:
Context: “Dracula is a man, like anyone else. He just wants to be loved.”; the keyboards player (Peter) has been dumped by his girlfriend for a musician. Here are the lyrics:
“It’s getting kind of hard to believe things are going to get better.
I’ve been drowning too long to believe that the tide’s going to turn.
And I’ve been living too hard to believe things are going to get easier now.
I’m still trying to shake off the pain from the lessons I’ve learned.
And if I see Van Helsing, I swear to the Lord I will slay him. AH-HAH-HAH-HAH!
He’d take you from me, but I swear I won’t let it be so. AH-HAH-HAH-HAH!
Blood, will run down his face when he is decapitated. AH!
His head on my mantle is how I will let this world know: how much I love you.
Die.
Die.
Die.
I can’t.
