Admittedly, I hate westerns, but John Corbett is a stone fox. As always, he brings exuberance to his role of… I don’t know, “Outlaw with Red Belt”—did his character even have a name?!

Honestly, I can’t believe the director could overlook his rugged good looks and give him such little screen time in favor of casting these other Hollywood pretty boys, unless they just wanted me to hate all of the fancy men from Tombstone. Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer and their manicured eyebrows, pointy little moustaches, and starched shirts… jeez louise, would Doc Holliday just hurry up and die already and stop sweating all over the screen?

And who ever thought Thomas Hayden Church playing an outlaw with a greasy pageboy-haircut was a good idea?

I second the Val Kilmer props! He hasn’t been this good since Top Secret!

Best Doc Holliday ever!