Emily
Houston
Stars! Fire! Other impressive things! — 23 weeks ago
WORTH CONSUMING!
Here is a movie SO BIG that two studios combined forces to make it. When does that ever happen in Hollywood? Never, that’s when!
Here’s a movie with a simple plot: Burning!
Here’s a star-studded cast! Paul Newman! Steve McQueen! Faye Dunnaway! Fred Astaire! William Holden! O.J…. Simpson?
Here’s almost THREE HOURS of explosions, fire, and death! Here’s a movie with a body count in the triple digits!
Watch it already!