OHMYGOD, best book ever!! SO SO SO SO SO FUNNY. TRUST ME, Y’ALL. One day I was just dead tired after school and rather than study I just got really drunk and read the whole thing. All 850 m—f—ing pages. And it was worth it. SOOOO Much better than school stuff. You know what, read it if you want, but seriously, the pictures, oh my goodness. The pictures. Hysterical.

Casey thought I was kidding when I bought it for her. Noooope. I love that it got sent to her parents’ house too.

Agent99 gave me a copy of this book for Christmas. How sweet is that? It’s like 800 pages long, people. I think if I were to attempt to write a guide to getting it on, it’d probably end up essay-length. There’s clearly a lot I need to learn. And pictures I want to see, cause I heard they’re entertaining.

Merry Christmas, 99!