OK, so, we went into this knowing it would be laughable. We started trying to watch it on a Friday night, laughed for the first 15 minutes (picture Xena + Willow and then make it BAD somehow). And then we fell asleep. Sunday night we tried to watch it again. Fell asleep after 30 minutes. Thursday, with friends over, we started from the beginning. I made it to the same point as the last time and… fell asleep. Evidently the ending is even more ridiculous than the rest of the movie that I made it through.

I mean, I almost wanted to say worth consuming because it is really a riot. The lines. The acting. The helicopter shots. It’s a good laugh, but we seriously couldn’t make it through and I sent it back to Netflix unfinished by us. At least our friends were troopers and made it through alive.