bloody dentists. Bane of my life.

I was born with teeth which just rot ok. I DO NOT (let me repeat) DO NOTEATSUGARYFOODS or FIZZYDRINKS. I brush and floss my teeth. I also use mouthwash. I cannot help it if I have a mouth full of fillings (from past drill-hungry dentists). I cannot help it if I had 12 fillings one summer as a child (one on the day of my birthday – great, trying to eat birthday cake with face seizure). I cannot help it if my fillings keep falling out. You should have put them in properly to start with.

Thanks, now carry on drilling and don’t talk to me!