i love white russians. the first time i had them was a trip my family took to costa rica when i was 17. it was so nice there because you had to be 16 to drink, so we’d go up to the bar, me and my brother, teenage boys, smoking cuban cigars, and order our white russians, like real men. good times..

These are the tastiest drinks I’ve ever had. The most memorable ones I actually ordered in Russia, which I found kind of entertaining (because I’m easily entertained).

My boyfriend and I are a little tipsy one night, and he goes into the kitchen to fix another drink. He calls to me, “do you want another… Deaf White Guy? wait, Brown African? White Russian!” So now we have to make up drinks for the other 2. I think a Deaf White Guy is just gonna be milk and vodka. Maybe flavored vodka.

Something we discovered last night: Grape juice and vanilla vodka smells like cake batter.

Tastes kind of like alcoholic choclate milk to me, ha.

One of my favorite cocktails: Vodka, Kahlua, and cream (preferable) but usually just add milk. A great dessert is to make a White Russian milkshake. Yum.