Peeling it was like something out of the Crystal maze, I swear that if I hadn’t had to file all my nails down from work I’d have lost every last one in the elephant hide skin on this bloody great Grapefruit imposter.

Anyway, I gave half to the rather large nurse I work with because it was just too much hassle.

so lunch today was:
half a pomelo
a satsuma
another stasuma.

because it looks like a grapefruit, and it’s freaking me out somewhat. I don’t really understand why, I mean, I like grapefuit…

But I know it isn’t going to taste like grapefruit, it’s totally psychological.

maybe i’ll take the darn thing to work, if it’ll fit in my bag that is…