i am intoxicated with melodious discourse. i spent many a passage reading and re-reading the honey words pronounced and dispersed across these odd pages. and then it ended, approprately. at swim-two-birds is a rare book that manages to uphold my ideals for writing. i feel validated, we feel there will be no guarantees or refunds. a book shall not have just one opening, nor shall it be disallowed from telling several incongrous stories that somehow all fold into one.

i reward it several pints of ice cream. a most enjoyable and worthy read.