You have a craving for hotdogs, right? So you go to the grocery store and buy a pack of hotdogs, and a package of buns. But no matter how you make them, they never quite taste like the tasty hotdogs you get from a vendor or a convenience store.

Enter Fast Franks! They taste sooo yummy, just like convenience store hot dogs; and they’re ready to eat in 30 seconds. The best thing is, there’s no package of half-eaten hotdogs getting crusty in your fridge, and no package of too-big buns moldering in your cupboard. A Fast Frank bun perfectly matches the size of the Fast Frank hotdog.

I must admit, when I saw these in the store, I didn’t think much of them. I thought to myself, Self? Why the heck you need individually-wrapped hotdogs. Isn’t that just a little silly and self-indulgent?

Answer: HELL NO. You will need these like breathing. Trust me.