First complaint: there is nothing obvious to suggest whether this is one or two portions. Assuming it was for one (and frankly, it was a cook in the micro thing, so I would have struggled to split it) I discovered it was too much – and yup, the nutritional info (and only that!) talks about half-pack portions. Sigh.

Bigger complaint, though, is that it doesn’t taste great. Why oh why does vegetarian so often equal bland? No call for it!

It wasn’t inedible, but it was deeply disappointing.