What is there to say? This may be the most influential film of the ‘00s that most people have never heard of. Every time you hear a LOLcat say “ohai”? or see Gob do his chicken impression on Arrested Development? You can thank The Room. And the line "You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!" is so brilliant that it actually slipped backwards through a wormhole in space/time—that’s right, James Dean heard its echoes from the future and stole it from Tommy Wiseau! Such is the genius of The Room.

So if you’re going to speak ill of Tommy’s baby, I say, leave your stupid comments in your pocket.

So bad it’s good… it’s bad again? Go see The Room. Or not.

Oh hai All Consuming. The Room was not a bad movie, it was NAAWT. It was so funny it’s tearing me apart. Ha-ha-ha. Anyway, how is your sex life?

.. alright, I’ll stop now. Just watch this movie – you’ll be quoting it for the rest of your life.

This movie is the best and worst thing ever. Its quotability alone makes it invaluable.