Many-times stepped-on anemic (sorry, couldn’t resist) teen+angst, but pretty angst latest television series on hundred year old bloodsuckers coming back to find true love in high school, the usual Angst vs Thirst drama, but even drama is too strong a word for it. Bland pseudo-acting… but did I say pretty? Lots of it. Both the vamps and the humans belong to the pretty late teen/early twenties (the actors are really in their thirties) gang. Let’s everyone have a laugh at this sad excuse for primetime. That other vampire series, where Rogue the X-Man is a waitress with a twang (my how far the mighty have fallen) is even worse. Cue your copy of Nosferatu, dust off yon Bela Lugosi favorites, and watch some real* vampires doing what they do best.

*Disclaimer: Vampires are not real.