This was a bollywood remake of the beloved hollywood film – there’s something about mary. I thought Shahid was really adorable in braces, but that’s pretty much it. It was mixed with a lot of really weird things… as they would call it in india – a ‘masala movie’ which to me means there’s way too many things going on to really keep track of.

Tanya (the indian Mary) has got the disable brother of course, Karan is the geeky good guy with braces. They plan a date, but instead of karan zipping his – it is tanya who disapears – she runs into a scientist escaping for his life with one of those recording parrots that hold the password to the safe of his renown invention. He gives he the parrot, gets killed, and the killers recognize tanya’s face. So she must flee the country and move to Dubai, never to see karan again (until he tracks her down). And guess what she’s doing in Dubai? She’s become a famous singer named Natasha. Yeah weird! This doesn’t sound like mary at all… but the spy karan hires pretend to be an architect to win tanya’s heart, tanya’s disabled brother dies… but get’s replaced by a disabled man who reminds her of her brother who she took in after she hit him witha car (wha???) and sunil shetty plays the evil quadrapalegic, and she’s being stalked by a blind man, and there’s a bunch of other handicapped people stalking her who aren’t really handicapped… an ex boyfriend, and did you think those people after the parrot were just gonna forget about their vow to kill tanya? No – they’ve also come to dubai to hunt her down, and to find the parrot (all this time Karan has kept the parrot! How he got it, I have no idea!!). What this leads to is a massive dirt race and shoot out in the middle of the desert which was actually very entertaining .

Oh and a random guy narrating with a guitar? Check!!