Seriously – was this written by the same author? I wasn’t expecting a masterpiece, but some coherency and believability would’ve been nice.

I enjoyed up to page 128, and then kept the mantra “Kill it, kill it, KILL IT” throughout the rest of the novel. Sigh. Seamonsters ruin EVERYTHING.

I’m surprised so many people like this, but I’m glad for them. I’m going to pretend that “rocks fall, everyone dies” happened at the end of “Eclipse”, and put “Breaking Dawn” at the farthest reach of my bookshelf… or at least the farthest away from “Twilight” and “New Moon”. Ugh.