In retrospect, nobody should have been surprised when George Lucas turned around and raped our collective tender Star Wars childhood memories with his later atrocities. It all fits, the patterns were there.

But you owe it to yourself to see this, if only for the family-friendly Wookie softcore pr0n.

(note: Lucas was not directly involved in this I-can’t-stop-watching-trainwreck but if you are willing to whore out your creation like this…I’m just saying)