This is one of those movies that was so bad it makes me angry. Portman is an awful, awful actor. Braff is not much better. Visual gags were painfully forced and obvious, dialogue was trite, characters cliche.

I initially watched this for 34 minutes and gave up. Seriously, the airplane scene? The restaurant bit? The funeral? Let’s take an x-acto knife to every attempted ‘indie’ flick out there, compile their worst scenes, add some untalented young actors and call it good.

This was on TV again yesterday, so I watched the last hour. It’s like he was hoping that by changing locations a dozen times (and oh, they are so wacky and random!) it would distract from the fact that he wasn’t saying anything. No dice.