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Coffee

How this changed my life — 2 years ago

WORTH CONSUMING!

Someone once told me that coffee stunts your growth.

I’m just shy of 5’2”. I wonder what staggering heights I would have reached if I hadn’t started drinking coffee in my teens?

Someday, I will give up coffee. But not today. Rainy Sunday, cup of joe . . . mmmmmm.

Comments

calypte
Edinburgh

I hope not!

Otherwise I could have been taller too – and that would just be a bit wrong, imo!!

but

if everyone had not stunted their growth through coffee, then proportionately it would work out, right? I would be a sturdy, I dunno, 5’9”, you would be brushing 7’ . . . we would all just be that much further from the pavement, right?

calypte
Edinburgh

hmm

Perhaps coffee drinking was popularised by the high heel industry?

If I had to guess at a conspiracy,

I would say the sugar industry.


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